Sunday, January 23, 2005
Cheap ass people just are too unreal for words. I have a neighbor who is an o.k. friend. We'll call her J. We don't call each other all the time or see each other all the time but we were on friendly terms. We did breakfast once a month. We'd watch dvds at each others house once in a while. I have other best friends who I shop with, dine with on weekends or have drinks with after work etc. So one day I call up and tell her I have a food voucher for a great restaurant that someone gave me and it expires at the end of the month. I said it's for 30 bucks and the most we'd probably have to pay would be probably be no more than 15 each. I specifically said this so that she'd know I wasn't going to be treating her, and hoped she'd give me the yey or ney as to whether she could afford 15 bucks or not. She said that sound's good. O.K. I'm in. Well the night came and I had to wait since she was running 10 minutes behind. While I did, I ordered a double Baileys on the rocks and paid for it. She walked in so I took it to the table with us and had this with my meal. She ordered a glass of wine (no problem) The bill came and including tip was 22 bucks. I said wow 22 bucks for all this food! Que for her to open her purse and take out 11 bucks. No she just sat there like a fucking statue and said nothing. She just looked straight ahead fixated on God knows what. I actually had a couple 5's and a couple singles in my jacket pocket which I had taken out and unfolded to make 11 and laid them on the table. She just looked at me. When the waiter approached and said, "Do you need any change?" I just opened my purse and pulled out a 10 and a single, stuck it in the leather check holder, and said no. She didn't even say thank you. She didn't say anything except, God I hope you're in the mood to walk this off in the mall a bit. Some people are so sickening and they wonder why they don't have friends. It's cheap ass stunts like that that drive them away. It's inconsideration that drive us away, in case any of you cheap asses read this. No one likes you. And if you have a co-dependent friend, congratulations on your part for scoring such a sucker! But you should know, they're really starting to get sick of you, and will probably blow you off one day when they meet a more reliable friend that doesn't do stupid shit like this! If you can't afford to go out, then DON'T! I'm always hearing about people who pull stunts similar to this. Like for example when two couples go out and couple one picks up the tab, one would think that the other couple would compensate next time. No, I know of a couple that did the "just sit there and stare bit" three times in a row. What the FUCK!? Then I know many people who have a friend who always forgets the wallet in the car, the other jacket pocket, other purse, briefcase.... What's up with that?! This is pure and calculated cheese! It's bollocks, bullshit, and fucked up not to mention makes you look like you and your parents were born in a barn. Why born in a barn? Because only people with no social graces must have been born in a barn! There is no excuse otherwise.
Friday, January 14, 2005
IT'S NOT MY JOB TO KEEP YOU NICE AND TIDY!
I work with some of the biggest fucking mooches! I don't know why co-workers think that my personal stash of lint rollers, static spray, breath mints, gum, hand cream and spot remover is office property. Some of these nosey moochy fuckers, have got the gall and balls to go into my personal desk drawer and take stuff right out and use it in front of me, without asking. Like as if it's all of ours. They go into my drawer and/or desk hutch and take my magazines away with them. I have to ask them for it back so I can take it with me to the cafeteria for lunch.
So now, I have everything under lock and key. Spot remover, static spray, lint rollers and gum are now locked in locker and I have to groom myself in the toilet. (Cause they ask me to use stuff still) It's sad that I have to have them hidden in an old purse, so that no one sees that that's what I'm taking in to the rest room with me. Some of them are so ignorant, they come right out and boldly say, "why didn't you buy another lint roller?" after I tell them, I finished the last one up. I of course boldly reply, "it's your decade to buy the lint rollers. I've bought them for the last 10 years!" What the fuck?! If they're going to eat onions or garlic for lunch, it's not my fucking responsibility to pay for their gum or breath mint! I would never ever ask anyone for gum should I require any. Like a normal person, I'd brush my teeth and chew on gum (which I would buy) and swallow Breath Assures (also which I buy) and keep in my purse. Is it really too difficult to take a tooth brush and paste to work with you? To keep a little travel bag with the basic necessities in your desk or locker just in case.......?
I am so sick of cheap skates! Cheap asses suck. And if you read this and are offended then piss off and don't come back, cause you're a fucking free loader and obviously can't take the truth.
So now, I have everything under lock and key. Spot remover, static spray, lint rollers and gum are now locked in locker and I have to groom myself in the toilet. (Cause they ask me to use stuff still) It's sad that I have to have them hidden in an old purse, so that no one sees that that's what I'm taking in to the rest room with me. Some of them are so ignorant, they come right out and boldly say, "why didn't you buy another lint roller?" after I tell them, I finished the last one up. I of course boldly reply, "it's your decade to buy the lint rollers. I've bought them for the last 10 years!" What the fuck?! If they're going to eat onions or garlic for lunch, it's not my fucking responsibility to pay for their gum or breath mint! I would never ever ask anyone for gum should I require any. Like a normal person, I'd brush my teeth and chew on gum (which I would buy) and swallow Breath Assures (also which I buy) and keep in my purse. Is it really too difficult to take a tooth brush and paste to work with you? To keep a little travel bag with the basic necessities in your desk or locker just in case.......?
I am so sick of cheap skates! Cheap asses suck. And if you read this and are offended then piss off and don't come back, cause you're a fucking free loader and obviously can't take the truth.
