Monday, December 27, 2004
9 THINGS I HATE ABOUT EVERYONE
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their ass!
5. When people say while watching a movie "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid 9 bucks to come to the movies and stare at the floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
8. When people say "life is short". WTF? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their ass!
5. When people say while watching a movie "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid 9 bucks to come to the movies and stare at the floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
8. When people say "life is short". WTF? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?
STUPID, IGNORANT, FUCKING COMMUTERS
My seven biggest pet peeves about commuters.
The most selfish idiotic asinine fucks have to also ride the buses and trains with us normals. The things I/we have to put up with is phenomenal. I'm surprised that after 31 years of commuting that I don't have TB!
First, for instance these dumb fucks don't cover up when they sneeze.
I've had the back of my hair fly up from people sneezing and coughing behind me. Pigs!
2. Wankers exposing themselves. There's always an exhibitionist showing his dick off to women or they'll sit there in the private seating area jerking off. WTF? Stupid fucks! I suppose it's better to do it there than a school yard.
3. Back packers, and bag ladies. These inconsiderate fucks whack everyone in their paths until they get to their seat. Bang, clunk, thwack!, it's like a Batman episode.
They are fuckers! Very very rarely do I hear someone say, excuse me. Such selfish ignorance. Half of these people do it intentionally and half are fucking immigrants who can't even bother to learn the words sorry or excuse me. NO EXCUSE! When I'm a tourist in a foreign country I learn how to say basic things like excuse me and thank you.
4. Fourth big annoyance are the LOUD TALKERS, whether it's on their mobile phone or they're just people who usually commute together. Why do they have to talk so LOUD? I think they are people who have no life who like to put on a show. Sometimes it's some fucked up loser who wants all of us to see how tough he is. He'll/she'll be sitting there on their mobile talking tough and they have to look around to see who's impressed. I'm not. Are you ever impressed by tough talkers? To me they're just low classed bumpkins who think the world is amused by their poor language and ghetto attitude.
5. Coffee drinkers. I don't mind coffee drinkers at all. I am a coffee drinker and have mine too while on the train, BUT DO YOU ASSHOLES HAVE TO DRINK IT WITH THE LIDS OFF?! I personally do not like wearing scalding coffee. And trains are very rocky. Hello! Are you really that fucking clueless?
6. Wet umbrellas and snow on your boots. Hey stupid mother fuckers out there! You do not stomp snow and slush off your boots near other people! Do you think the world revolves around you? Also do you have to shake your umbrellas off next to me? Are you an ignorant fuck who can't see that there are people getting wet by your inconsideration?
7. This is an every day occurance. People who push their way on to the train before letting people get off the train. Listen, on the planet Earth, before boarding any vehicle or aircraft....YOU LET IT UNLOAD FIRST BEFORE YOU ATTEMPT TO BOARD IT. Such ignorant idiots have to squeeze past the exiting passengers so they could get a seat. I mean really! Don't be so ignorant people, the world doesn't revolve solely around you!
Wednesday, December 15, 2004
IS THAT A BANANA IN YOUR SLEEVE OR ARE YOU JUST GLAD TO SEE ME?
I stumbled across this while clearing out my favourites folder. LOL Oh this stem cell stuff is getting really freaky. Growing ears on mice and dicks on arms. Oy gevalt. Can I regrow my ass from 25 years ago and replace it with my existing one?
Doctors have grown a new penis on a Russian boy's arm after he lost his old one in a bizarre accident. The 16-year-old, named only as Malik, lost his penis after receiving an electric shock while urinating on an electric wire.
Surgeons grew a new penis on his arm and have now moved it to his groin. The Russian Clinical Hospital for Children surgeons created it by putting an empty latex cylinder in Malik's forearm and pumping a solution into it every day, reports Pravda. The cylinder grew on the boy's arm for 10 months until it took on the shape of a penis. Douglas Murray, a past president of the British Association of Plastic Surgeons, told Ananova this kind of plastic surgery was not uncommon. Mr Murray said: "He would probably be able to stand up and urinate instead of having to sit and do so." |
Wednesday, December 01, 2004
SLOPPY PEOPLE ARE LAZY ASSES
This is a big pet peeve of mine.....but why is it so hard for people to hem their slacks and trousers? Why is it so difficult to steam or iron wrinkles out of one's clothes? I don't get it. It looks so cheesy when I see a person looking like a slob or untidy. People! IRON YOUR FUCKING CLOTHES! HEM THE PANTS! DON'T BE SO FUCKING CHEAP!
