Monday, December 27, 2004
STUPID, IGNORANT, FUCKING COMMUTERS
My seven biggest pet peeves about commuters.
The most selfish idiotic asinine fucks have to also ride the buses and trains with us normals. The things I/we have to put up with is phenomenal. I'm surprised that after 31 years of commuting that I don't have TB!
First, for instance these dumb fucks don't cover up when they sneeze.
I've had the back of my hair fly up from people sneezing and coughing behind me. Pigs!
2. Wankers exposing themselves. There's always an exhibitionist showing his dick off to women or they'll sit there in the private seating area jerking off. WTF? Stupid fucks! I suppose it's better to do it there than a school yard.
3. Back packers, and bag ladies. These inconsiderate fucks whack everyone in their paths until they get to their seat. Bang, clunk, thwack!, it's like a Batman episode.
They are fuckers! Very very rarely do I hear someone say, excuse me. Such selfish ignorance. Half of these people do it intentionally and half are fucking immigrants who can't even bother to learn the words sorry or excuse me. NO EXCUSE! When I'm a tourist in a foreign country I learn how to say basic things like excuse me and thank you.
4. Fourth big annoyance are the LOUD TALKERS, whether it's on their mobile phone or they're just people who usually commute together. Why do they have to talk so LOUD? I think they are people who have no life who like to put on a show. Sometimes it's some fucked up loser who wants all of us to see how tough he is. He'll/she'll be sitting there on their mobile talking tough and they have to look around to see who's impressed. I'm not. Are you ever impressed by tough talkers? To me they're just low classed bumpkins who think the world is amused by their poor language and ghetto attitude.
5. Coffee drinkers. I don't mind coffee drinkers at all. I am a coffee drinker and have mine too while on the train, BUT DO YOU ASSHOLES HAVE TO DRINK IT WITH THE LIDS OFF?! I personally do not like wearing scalding coffee. And trains are very rocky. Hello! Are you really that fucking clueless?
6. Wet umbrellas and snow on your boots. Hey stupid mother fuckers out there! You do not stomp snow and slush off your boots near other people! Do you think the world revolves around you? Also do you have to shake your umbrellas off next to me? Are you an ignorant fuck who can't see that there are people getting wet by your inconsideration?
7. This is an every day occurance. People who push their way on to the train before letting people get off the train. Listen, on the planet Earth, before boarding any vehicle or aircraft....YOU LET IT UNLOAD FIRST BEFORE YOU ATTEMPT TO BOARD IT. Such ignorant idiots have to squeeze past the exiting passengers so they could get a seat. I mean really! Don't be so ignorant people, the world doesn't revolve solely around you!
