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Wednesday, December 15, 2004

 

IS THAT A BANANA IN YOUR SLEEVE OR ARE YOU JUST GLAD TO SEE ME?

I stumbled across this while clearing out my favourites folder. LOL Oh this stem cell stuff is getting really freaky. Growing ears on mice and dicks on arms. Oy gevalt. Can I regrow my ass from 25 years ago and replace it with my existing one?


Ananova:
New penis grown on boy's arm

Doctors have grown a new penis on a Russian boy's arm after he lost his old one in a bizarre accident.

The 16-year-old, named only as Malik, lost his penis after receiving an electric shock while urinating on an electric wire.

The penis on the teenager's arm

Surgeons grew a new penis on his arm and have now moved it to his groin.

The Russian Clinical Hospital for Children surgeons created it by putting an empty latex cylinder in Malik's forearm and pumping a solution into it every day, reports Pravda.

The cylinder grew on the boy's arm for 10 months until it took on the shape of a penis.

Douglas Murray, a past president of the British Association of Plastic Surgeons, told Ananova this kind of plastic surgery was not uncommon.

Mr Murray said: "He would probably be able to stand up and urinate instead of having to sit and do so."



Comments:
Dang, he must have been made fun of in school, poor soul.
 
The thing about a penis on your arm is how much easier it is to cover it up with your three ring binder.
 
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