Thursday, March 31, 2005
MY COLLEAGUE IS A GREEDY GLUTTONOUS PIG
I go to Costo (sort of like a Sam's Club) for bulk everything to same money. I get my soda's there and my Quaker Fruit & Oatmeal breakfast bars there too. Usually I put them in my desk drawer so that I can nibble on something with my morning coffee, since I don't eat a full breakfast. Ever since I made my first purchase last Friday I've got a lard ass colleague who actually had the balls to ask me for one yesterday. I was polite and said here you go. If you really like them, you can get them for a good price at Costco. Today when I went to throw out the box and put the three remaining bars in my top drawer, I noticed one was missing. I asked my colleague if he took it. He sheepishly looked and said, "they were so good and he was hungry." I don't think it's my job to supply people their breakfast. Now I have to lock these in my locker as well. I gave him a dirty look and said, "I buy these in bulk to save money! Now if I go passing them out to everyone, how the fuck is that saving money? I expect you to ask me first before removing anything from my desk." The shit actually, called me a whiner under his breath. I called him a glutton under my breath (loud breath). God some people act like they've never seen food before. Is it like classic large family syndrome or something? People with many siblings have to fight for food or they become gluttons after living on rice and beans half their youth. And when there's food somewhere, they have to snatch and grab? What the fuck?
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Your blog would be better if it were less angry and more sardonic or bitingly witty. Read I Hate my flatmate. Right now, your blog is angry and whiny. Yeah, people do stupid things. You can be nitpicky and call them out for what they do. Or you can be sarcastic and actually make fun of them for what they do.
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: March 31, 2005 6:03 PM
: March 31, 2005 6:03 PM
Oh anon, a blog is for one to vent his/her frustrations. Just leave her be.
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