RANTS IN MY PANTS

I'm sick of people and my neighbors expecting me to drop what I'm doing and run to the door to open it up as soon as they knock and pound and knock harder. What the fuck? Don't just come over without calling first. Cause if I'm in the bathroom with hair dye or hot oil, I'm not going to rinse off and scurry around to dry off or get dressed or interrupt a phone conversation or my instant messaging or what ever - just to entertain your bored ass! How self centered! Is it all about you? Is it too difficult to use your mobile or the hall phone to ring me first? Has humanity forgotten about common courtesy? There are very few shows I watch but I don't like to be interrupted when I do. 24, Alias and CSI. So phone first and if I don't answer, it's because I really really want to watch my show. Finish an email. Or finish my long distance conversation in private with my friend or relative.
I'm going to get a door plaque. Phone first. Oh and by the way -- When you knock and I ignore the door.....it doesn't mean KNOCK HARDER JACKASS! It means GO AWAY.

# posted by A Fashionista @ 2:52 PM